SANADA YUKIMURA!!! (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
wingedtiger) wrote2020-10-17 09:44 pm
wingedtiger) wrote2020-10-17 09:44 pm
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OPEN RP POST
because i finally found a good gif
post top-levels or continuations or whatever you feel like. i don't care if you're a total stranger and we've never threaded
here's my f-list lmao
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Masamune's groove works just fine for Yukimura. It's not at the level of his older self, granted, but that doesn't mean much when most people aren't going to be as good at this as that Masamune is.
He doesn't know that for a fact, but he's like, pretty sure it's true. ]
To be sure, you have a solid technique...!
[ Why are you so bad at dirty talk, Yukimura.
It's the kisses that really get to him. The combination of 'incredibly cute' and 'incredibly filthy' strikes him right in the heart - and groin. He clamps his hand over his mouth, his face flushed as red as it's ever been. ]
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...hey, Sanada...
[Masamune carefully pumps his hand along Yukimura's erection and his gaze grows a little distant while he works something out in his head. Hm...]
...I want to feel it inside of me.
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[ Yukimura's voice cracks. He just went and said it!! Without an ounce of shame!! That's really hot!! ]
I would, ah, I could--
[ Oh no, he's short-circuiting.
Underneath some newfound confidence and experience is still the same flustered Yukimura. ]
I can. Do that. For you.
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He grips Yukimura's thighs to pull himself up, glancing around eagerly. He brushes his messy hair away from his eye.]
So- where do you want me, then?
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Tune in next week to watch these two desecrate a Waffle House. You won't believe where the syrup ends up.
--Where does he want Masamune, indeed? Yukimura slides off of the table.
This table has served them well so far. It's the secret hero of this whole thread. Yes, there is no need for them to abandon it! ]
Er... Rest your elbows on the table.
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People have eaten off this table and are going to continue to do so long after these two are done. Makes you think.]
Got it... like this?
[Masamune leans across the table and rests his arms on front of him, hands side by side; he curves his spine to jut his butt out as much as he can and widens his stance. It's more than a little awkward to ASSUME THE POSITION and be left waiting naked and chilly, but the suspense is kind of exciting! He can even feel himself getting hard again.
He cranes his neck to watch Yukimura's every move over his shoulder, wide-eyed. Part of him wonders if this is the part where he wakes up... is this real life? Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit!!]
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--Yes, just like that!
[ Good work on ASSUMING THE POSITION, Masamune.
Yukimura needs a second to just stand there and take this all in. Commit to memory forever. Masamune's not the only one going 'holy shit' in his head.
There he is. And there's Masamune's ass. Yukimura's plenty hard, so now he just has to...
...If this were the older Masamune, he'd think to himself, 'ah, he can take it', but this Masamune... Has anybody ever fucked him before?? He's not sure he'll get an honest answer if he asks, and for the sake of both their pride doesn't really want to ask in the first place.
He doesn't want to absolutely wreck Masamune's ass, but he didn't bring any kind of lubricant with him. We now have to ask a very important question: did they intend to fuck when they met up at this Denny's, or did it just kind of happen? In the former case, Yukimura would be chastising himself for his lack of foresight.
But. Okay. He's been to Denny's before. You know, somehow. And there he discovered mayonnaise. It's made of egg yolk. And some other things. Probably safe enough to stick in your ass. And it has the right kind of consistency for lubricant! This is a brilliant idea!
On the table is some extremely convenient mayonnaise. Was it there the whole time, or was it summoned when they both weren't looking, as if the inter-dimensional Denny's itself knew they would be in need of its services?
It doesn't matter. Yukimura takes the mayonnaise bottle, fiddles with the top for a second, and pours some mayo into his hand.
And he SLICKS UP HIS DICK IN MAYONNAISE. AS IF THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL.
THERE WE GO. THERE'S THE LUBE. MASAMUNE'S ASS IS SAVED, BUT AT WHAT COST??
He plants one hand (the non-mayo'd hand) on Masamune's shoulder, and positions the tip of his dick at Masamune's entrance. (It's a little bit cold from mayo, but normal lube probably would be too.) ]
Prepare yourself, Lord Masamune.
[ It's too late for proper preparation. What's a lubed condom? Good fucking question.
Following that statement, Yukimura eases himself inside. ]
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w
wait a second
he only caught a glimpse of it over his shoulder, but that bottle kinda looked like
OH NO]
Wait, was that- aaaahh! ♡
[Despite knowing full well what was going to happen he's STILL completely surprised at the feeling of Yukimura's hot mayo dog pushing inside him, and at the astonishing fact that lube doesn't automatically prevent all pain entirely. But despite the discomfort, he doesn't dislike it...
He hangs his head and arches his back, taking a few shuddering breaths and pushing himself back against Yukimura to urge him deeper. He won't accept him going easy on him now!]
Ahh, holy shit, I... w-wow, okay, okay, we're good. [Maybe.]
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And he meant mental preparation, Masamune! You have to mentally prepare for a sausage of this girth, mayo or no mayo, and that's because it's always a little spicy the first time around! It's a bit of an acquired taste.
Fortunately, Masamune appears to be on his way to doing just that. It's always a good thing to be receptive to new flavors. ]
If that so... allow me to set your loins aflame!!
[ Yeah, he really isn't good at dirty talk.
You know what he can do pretty well, though?
Slam his hot mayo dog right into Masamune's soft buns. That's what.
And you better believe they'll be seeded buns by the end of this. ]
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How rough it really is in the grand scheme of things, he has no fucking idea. Just that his soft, fresh buns have never felt anything like it. He's getting porked real good.]
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He's practically on top of Masamune, because the toppings add just that much more flavor to the dish.
The fucking's not as rough as a melon rind, but it is intense, like cured meat. And Yukimura's meat thrusts in deep, right to the base each time. He's going for a savory experience.
His nose nuzzles Masamune's neck, and he takes in his scent. He kind of smells like what they serve here.
It doesn't make Yukimura any less hungry for him. ]
it's been a week and i still cant fucking deal with this
He whimpers hungrily as Yukimura tenderizes his tender rump roast and fucks him raw. He's lasting longer through his second course than he did with the blowjob, but he knows he's almost done for. Despite that, one hand snakes down to work his breakfast sausage and amplify his pleasure.]
Shit, Sanada... Sssana...da... I'm gonna...
[UNLEASH RHE SECRET SAUCE.]
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Let yourself... come undone... Date Masamune!!!
[ UNLEASH
THE
SECRET
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUCE ]
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[Even in this life. For fuck's sake.
One final tug and he does indeed come undone, and now he's dribbling thick white mystery substances on both sides. He pushes against the table, lifts himself back against Yukimura to writhe and shudder against him, yearning to feel as close as possible at the moment of climax. His breathless yelps are the review of one happy customer.]
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[ Apologies to the waiter in the backroom.
Yukimura gasps and his non-FDA approved salad dressing dresses Masamune's insides. This was incredible. The crème de la crème of fucking-in-a-restaurant experiences. Three stars.
(That's not a slight, the Michelin stars really only go up to three. This thread, in which a man uses mayonnaise for lube, strives for the utmost accuracy.)
Gochisousama-deshita. ]
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Someone condemn this fucking restaurant. Neither of us OR the happy couple deserve post-coital cuddling now. They only deserve indigestion.
Nonetheless, Masamini's just going to collapse heavily on the table and think about his life choices. He just lost his virginity in a Denny's. When will there be a timeline where it doesn't happen in the worst possible place?!]
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They had better start cleaning things up before they're banned for life.
Is this a happy ending? ]
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FIN
Re: FIN
Re: FIN
what's next on the agenda
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TRY TO CONDEMN THE WORLD
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may his tentacleness watch over us
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