OPEN RP POST

[wingedtiger]

because i finally found a good gif

post top-levels or continuations or whatever you feel like. i don't care if you're a total stranger and we've never threaded

here's my f-list lmao

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[wingedtiger]

[ Yukimura plows his bratwurst into Masamune's hot pocket, encouraging him to forego all restraint and spill his own personal brand of mayo all over the floor -- because it probably, somehow, won't be the worst thing this Denny's has ever seen. ]

Let yourself... come undone... Date Masamune!!!

[ UNLEASH

THE

SECRET

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUCE ]

[powerhittou]

S-Sanada... YukimuraaaAAAAAA!!

[Even in this life. For fuck's sake.

One final tug and he does indeed come undone, and now he's dribbling thick white mystery substances on both sides. He pushes against the table, lifts himself back against Yukimura to writhe and shudder against him, yearning to feel as close as possible at the moment of climax. His breathless yelps are the review of one happy customer.]

[wingedtiger]

Date... MASAMUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[ Apologies to the waiter in the backroom.

Yukimura gasps and his non-FDA approved salad dressing dresses Masamune's insides. This was incredible. The crème de la crème of fucking-in-a-restaurant experiences. Three stars.

(That's not a slight, the Michelin stars really only go up to three. This thread, in which a man uses mayonnaise for lube, strives for the utmost accuracy.)

Gochisousama-deshita. ]

[powerhittou]

[FINGER-LICKIN GOOD TO THE VERY LAST DROP.

Someone condemn this fucking restaurant. Neither of us OR the happy couple deserve post-coital cuddling now. They only deserve indigestion.

Nonetheless, Masamini's just going to collapse heavily on the table and think about his life choices. He just lost his virginity in a Denny's. When will there be a timeline where it doesn't happen in the worst possible place?!]

[wingedtiger]

[ That timeline will never exist, as punishment for allowing this to happen.

They had better start cleaning things up before they're banned for life.

Is this a happy ending? ]

[powerhittou]

[Only until the mayo infections flare up.]

FIN

[wingedtiger]

Re: FIN

[powerhittou]

Re: FIN

[wingedtiger]

so now that we've successfully left this denny's to be condemned

what's next on the agenda

[powerhittou]

The same way we end every thread, Pinky

TRY TO CONDEMN THE WORLD

[wingedtiger]

WE WILL BEGIN THE FUCKPOCALYPSE

[powerhittou]

Does this mean we made the wrong sacrifice to Lord Helix or exactly the right one?

[wingedtiger]

exactly the right one

may his tentacleness watch over us

[powerhittou]

What IS next on the list

Tentacles
Masamune gets fucking wrekt
Children
???

[wingedtiger]

public vibrator
fucking a Real Dragon


cnc

[powerhittou]

cnc

GOD HOW COULD I FORGET THOSE ONES I need to start writing shit down

UH, PICK ONE, OR RNG?

[wingedtiger]

I DID THE RNG AND IT GAVE ME MASAMUNE GETS FUCKING WREKT and i am happy with that

.....i am super thirsty for the good cnc content though so i had an idea, give me your thoughts

part 1 is yukimura making masamune jizz his pants with violence wrecking masamune

part 2 is masamune's "payback", where it's his turn to have the upper hand in good old rp-within-rp fashion

everybody wins and is horny

[powerhittou]

PERFECT

Do you want me to set it up or have you got something in mind?

[wingedtiger]

EHEHEHEHEEEE

maybe you could set up part 1 and then i'll set up part 2 when it comes up, since they're our respective ideas

[vengaboy]

watchin ishuzoku reviewers like

I THINK I GOT DRAGONFUCKING AU FIGURED OUT

[wingedtiger]

OHOHOHOHO

excellent