wingedtiger | OPEN RP POST

some nurse joy has had to treat someone who did this

you KNOW it's happened

god i bet there are some weird pokemon er stories...

other good candidates:
arcanine
goodra
machamp
tentacruel
incineroar
omanyte
among many others

man do you think he should be bred or should he have to be the one having to impregnate a pokemon while douchebag watches

or both, for science

trying to create the ultimate hybrids

WE DREAMED OF CREATING THE WORLD'S MOST FUCKED UP POKEMON...

i have to admit to being squicked by doggomons being lewd so arcanine is out (because THAT'S where i apparently draw the line) but anything that isn't a pupper is good

cofagrigus also has good potential since it's good four whole arms for lewding but god knows how that thing reproduces so ghosts might be out

i also wanna cast a vote for some bug-types on account of sleep/poison/paralysis powder potential. or web-spinning bondage.

both for science is excellent though there is something kind of especially fucked up about making someone fuck a pokemon rather than the other way around. like, a human is supposed to know better. but douchebag can comfort masamini about the horrible fucked up things he's doing and tell him he's so proud of him etc etc

I don't know why the lines like this and rimming being so much less extreme than the other stuff is so funny, but here we are. I guess Incineroar can still fill in for being tigerlike...

Ghosts can lay eggs, they gotta lewd somehow. Open cofagrigus right up and toss masamini in and it can be a complete nightmare in there. Or some other ghost for invisible fuck. 👀 as for bugs... ~~insert age-old metapod joke here~~

....

time to fuckle a shuckle

but yes OHH. STRING SHOT. PARALYSIS. SQUIRMY WORMIES.

At this rate it can only end with Masamini breaking free and fucking douchebag, maybe to death,
or else it just doesn't end... B)

LMAOOOOOOOOO my name is ruto and my lines are a mystery to all

what if having to be inside cofagrigus is a punishment for when masamini is a bad, disobedient boy...

FUCKLE

DAT

SHUCKLE

douchebag has a shuckle that is unexpectedly a sex fiend, that's now official character lore

FUCK THE DOUCHEBAG, MASAMINI

but don't forget that douchebag has dirt on him... it would be a shame if all this filmed footage of masamini fucking pokemon got out...

I would have been none the wiser about your thirst since I know just about nothing about FF7 but since you asked not to be judged, I'll bully you about it later. (´・ω・｀)

If it's punishment for disobedience Masamini's going to be in ghostbox for the rest of his life AND afterlife... GOOD. Fuck him right in his soul, somehow. FUCK THE DRAGON IN SOUL HELL YEAH!!

Man though what if he's like. Put in a pillory or some other hole in the wall kind of thing, all spread out and presenting against his will, to test out different artificial pheromones and shit and see what's SUPER EFFECTIVE for various pokemans. What if he's milked mercilessly for breeding tests. What if what if.

I guess he will have to kill douchebag after all then. WHAT IF HE'S JUST A VIOLENT SEX CRAZED MUTANT BEAST BY THEN ANYWAY. ~~it's the shuckle dna~~ Maybe he'll fuck him and then bite his head off. Maybe he can never return to society. Maybe a ditto has taken his place.

Maybe there are fancy rich douchebag dinner parties where Masamini is shown off and made to perform tricks. Maybe there are auctions for getting in on weird experiments or requesting modifications or something. Maybe there are/were some other test subjects who didn't do so well.

hhhhh

could you fuck a porygon in vr

noooo you can't bully me!! i'm supposed to be the bullyyyy!!!!!

cofagrigus mindbreaking masamini, got it. jots this down

all of these ideas are good

and yes

you can fuck a porygon in vr

maybe rich douchebag works ("works") in software development

rich douchebag spends three months a year at the oilsands to fund his weird illegal hobby

god now i'm just imagining a progression of body horror from cute pikachu ears and tail to some kind of ugly were-thing to some horrible abomination ~~final form is just mewthree</s~~