[He's spent his life practicing MORE IMPORTANT THINGS, like fine arts and world domination.
He grumbles and paces back out into the deeper water, far enough this time that he can't even bounce on his toes, and slaps noisily at the surface to keep himself from sinking.]
There. I can flo- pbbfft!- I float. Ugh. [Just not enough to keep water out of his open mouth. He's not even going to bother trying the underwater thing yet.
Poor baby. Apparently just adding water can turn a dignified Dragon into a miserable cat.]
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[He's spent his life practicing MORE IMPORTANT THINGS, like fine arts and world domination.
He grumbles and paces back out into the deeper water, far enough this time that he can't even bounce on his toes, and slaps noisily at the surface to keep himself from sinking.]
There. I can flo- pbbfft!- I float. Ugh. [Just not enough to keep water out of his open mouth. He's not even going to bother trying the underwater thing yet.
Poor baby. Apparently just adding water can turn a dignified Dragon into a miserable cat.]