wingedtiger: (dshjkdflfdhj)
SANADA YUKIMURA!!! ([personal profile] wingedtiger) wrote 2019-11-24 03:50 am (UTC)

Date... MASAMUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[ Apologies to the waiter in the backroom.

Yukimura gasps and his non-FDA approved salad dressing dresses Masamune's insides. This was incredible. The crème de la crème of fucking-in-a-restaurant experiences. Three stars.

(That's not a slight, the Michelin stars really only go up to three. This thread, in which a man uses mayonnaise for lube, strives for the utmost accuracy.)

Gochisousama-deshita. ]

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