wingedtiger: (dramatic back shot!!)
SANADA YUKIMURA!!! ([personal profile] wingedtiger) wrote 2019-11-09 02:10 am (UTC)

[ You really have to hope they clean these tables well. But still... what the table has seen, it cannot unsee. ]

--Yes, just like that!

[ Good work on ASSUMING THE POSITION, Masamune.

Yukimura needs a second to just stand there and take this all in. Commit to memory forever. Masamune's not the only one going 'holy shit' in his head.

There he is. And there's Masamune's ass. Yukimura's plenty hard, so now he just has to...

...If this were the older Masamune, he'd think to himself, 'ah, he can take it', but this Masamune... Has anybody ever fucked him before?? He's not sure he'll get an honest answer if he asks, and for the sake of both their pride doesn't really want to ask in the first place.

He doesn't want to absolutely wreck Masamune's ass, but he didn't bring any kind of lubricant with him. We now have to ask a very important question: did they intend to fuck when they met up at this Denny's, or did it just kind of happen? In the former case, Yukimura would be chastising himself for his lack of foresight.

But. Okay. He's been to Denny's before. You know, somehow. And there he discovered mayonnaise. It's made of egg yolk. And some other things. Probably safe enough to stick in your ass. And it has the right kind of consistency for lubricant! This is a brilliant idea!

On the table is some extremely convenient mayonnaise. Was it there the whole time, or was it summoned when they both weren't looking, as if the inter-dimensional Denny's itself knew they would be in need of its services?

It doesn't matter. Yukimura takes the mayonnaise bottle, fiddles with the top for a second, and pours some mayo into his hand.

And he SLICKS UP HIS DICK IN MAYONNAISE. AS IF THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL.

THERE WE GO. THERE'S THE LUBE. MASAMUNE'S ASS IS SAVED, BUT AT WHAT COST??

He plants one hand (the non-mayo'd hand) on Masamune's shoulder, and positions the tip of his dick at Masamune's entrance. (It's a little bit cold from mayo, but normal lube probably would be too.) ]


Prepare yourself, Lord Masamune.

[ It's too late for proper preparation. What's a lubed condom? Good fucking question.

Following that statement, Yukimura eases himself inside. ]

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