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SANADA YUKIMURA!!! ([personal profile] wingedtiger) wrote 2019-10-18 06:22 am (UTC)

HERE WE GO

[ There are several long stories that need to be made short in order to make sense of the current situation.

The first is that Denny's occupies a unique area in space and time, bringing together of many different worlds. Weird flex on its part, but okay.

The second is that given the interdimensional nature of Denny's, Sanada Yukimura, the samurai, was able to meet Date Masamune's younger, reincarnated self and recognize him as such.

The third is that Yukimura managed to come to terms with this insane new truth of reality at some point off-screen, because this is not a 'Yukimura has an existential crisis in a Denny's' thread, although that would be hilarious.

The fourth and final long story short is that Sanada Yukimura and Date Masamune being both rivals and fuckbuddies is a truth that transcends time and space just as much as this fucking Denny's manages to.

That leads us to the present. It's hard to imagine anyone managing to get horny in a Denny's restaurant, but our very stupid protagonists have managed it, and have decided to take advantage of the exceptionally convenient fact that they are literally the only two people here.

An almost-vacant Denny's is actually a little unsettling, but that's evidently not a boner-killer. No, it just means there's more restaurant space to get freaky with.

Yukimura has Masamune - the reincarnated Masamune, who seems like he needs a different form of address than "Lord Masamune", but Yukimura can't settle on a good substitute just yet - pushed up against a booth.

For once he's taller than his rival, and he can't deny he's pleased by that. Not only is it just plain novel, but it gives Masamune a surprisingly cute impression. But he hasn't said that aloud, because he gets the feeling this Masamune would be more affronted than his older counterpart.

(That's another thing: he's older than this Masamune. What a trip.)

Yukimura's hands are on Masamune's belt. It's a style apparently worn in the future and is therefore unfamiliar to Yukimura. ]


This "modern" garb is... nngh, my apologies, but--!

[ There is a tearing sound.

Yukimura's clothing-destroying tendencies strike again, and that belt just fucking tears, no fire necessary. That might be an affront to this Masamune, but he thinks it's one that can be overlooked.

With that, he can shove down Masamune's pants - except there's a button there? Oh, come on!!

He at least undoes the button properly, if impatiently. Masamini will not lose all of his clothing at this Denny's tonight.

Though it does depend on your definition of 'lose'. ]

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